1) Get Mexicans to vote: Dinuba Highschool's South Campus consists of 100% of the school's spanish speakers, which makes up probably 40% of the school. Get them to vote for you, you have the competition sacked.
2) Manipulate the competition: Tell your competition that you'll vote for them if they vote for you. It probably wont work, but the blondes might go for it
3) Hand out different crap: You might sway people with giving free stuff. But, they might lie to you and take your stuff without your name in mind.
4) Get your friends to vote: Make sure that they go vote. Don't let them go anywhere at lunch until they vote for you.
5) Make better posters: If your posters are crap, then people will think your crap.
6) Go up to anyone: Go up to anyone, random people if you have to, and tell them to vote for you. people might laugh or stare at you, but winning should be the 1st priority in mind.
7) Have fun with the dress up days: If you dress up funny as hell and don't care how you look, then people will know you and have your name in mind when voting comes around.
8) Make friends fast: If your a loser and not known, or known as a loser, then don't even hope for a chance to win.
9) Have your friend's friends vote for you: They may not know you, but if you friends don't have anyone to vote for then pursuade them to vote for you. What's the harm in that?
10) If all comes to last resort, get on your knees and beg!: You might be desperate at this point, so start begging people! You never know, peole might take pity on you. If it doesn't, you'll just seem stupid.
Monday, March 31, 2008
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